JonnyC
Rain Man
October 30th, 2005 + 10:10 AM · JonnyC
Ska song, by my band. I did the bass on sibelius, and i play the rest. Not sure if i need to recruit a sax player, to liven it up? Please review...
Non music related jokes
October 10th, 2005 + 2:10 PM · JonnyC
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Dam
Two cows in a field, one says "moo", the other goes "i was just about to say that
Two muffins in an oven, one goes to the other "hi" the other says "ARGH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being gang raped
Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
He got the sack
Did you hear about the viagra burglary at the local pharmacist?
Police are looking for a hardened criminal
Two men on a motorbike, how do you know which one's gay?
It's the one with the brown helmet
(if you're American you may not get this next one, it's mainly for british people)
An eskimo in Wales breaks down in his car, and calls the emergency repair man. The guy comes, has a look at the engine and says, "I think you've blown a seal". The eskimo then replies, "well at least i don't bum sheep!"
Dam
Two cows in a field, one says "moo", the other goes "i was just about to say that
Two muffins in an oven, one goes to the other "hi" the other says "ARGH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being gang raped
Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
He got the sack
Did you hear about the viagra burglary at the local pharmacist?
Police are looking for a hardened criminal
Two men on a motorbike, how do you know which one's gay?
It's the one with the brown helmet
(if you're American you may not get this next one, it's mainly for british people)
An eskimo in Wales breaks down in his car, and calls the emergency repair man. The guy comes, has a look at the engine and says, "I think you've blown a seal". The eskimo then replies, "well at least i don't bum sheep!"
Category: Humor
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Knackered train blue
September 7th, 2005 + 5:09 AM · JonnyC
12 bar blues piece. Recording quality is quite bad, my master editing skills are lacking quite a bit. Wasn't sure how to get the tone down. It's all mostly improvised, i just had a basic structure that i stuck. When it gets fast at the end, i go out of time a lot, i just want some feedbakc so that i can record it good and proper.......Enjoy!
The download thread
August 12th, 2005 + 2:08 AM · JonnyC
songs that you think everyone needs to hear. Everyone type in 5-10 songs then we can all download each others reccomendations and see what we think. I've seen this done elsewhere - it's a cool way to get into new bands
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